Melissa Louise Kite (born 1972) is a British journalist, author, and long running columnist for The Spectator. She wrote a satirical politics column for the magazine under the name "Tamzin Lightwater". She has also written countless articles for other newspapers - most of them, actually - and was deputy political editor of The Sunday Telegraph until March 2011, and before that parliamentary sketchwriter for The Times. She appears on TV and radio when she can face it, including as a panelist on the BBC's Question Time broadcast from Grimsby where the audience quite liked her, but a previous performance on Any Questions on Radio 4 in north London led to her having to be escorted off the set at the end by the security team. So draw your own conclusions about where she fits into the great narrative. Perhaps she even stands up for the working man- being married to a builder.